cat in a box.
The Fort Wayne Sentinel, Indiana, October 30, 1918
me coming home to my gamer wife and children: greatest of keks everyone, score any sick headshots today??? oh thank you honey I’d love a bowl of soda soup, please don’t get triggered if I don’t like it this time
Zelda sweetie, you’ve hardly touched your Doritos. What’s got you so butthurt?
hotmeat89
youtube channel of man giving intense apologies with husterical and real crying for things he didnt do and knows he didnt do
baegchi
jesus christ atoning for the sins of mankind
girls after saying something smart: So yeah
every time i see a cat and they look up at me i’m always like you have no idea…. you think you’re regular huh? think you’re normal? well you’re small and cute and silly. you have no idea
Anonymous asked
i've never seen a chipmunk in my life i think its just squirrels. i dont think theyre real its probably hampster. what's a good book you've read recently?w
i’m obsessed with this ask
jasonlives1986
the is how animal crossing villagers would talk if they were human
I’m off to the woods ! It’s been too long, I need to sit in a creek and forget some things.
I love how groups of friends will end up adopting a group name. like wether it’s something just like “squad” or “meme team” an inside joke or something. and you’ll just refer to the group like one unit like “hey, the meme team is coming over,” and people will just know who that means. I love it. I love these little gangs filled with good pals.
“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman
